David got a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every other word was naughty or rude. David tried very hard to change the bird's manners. David would always say polite words, play soft music, anything he could think of to try to set a good example, but nothing worked. David was getting really frustrated. He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse. He shook the bird, and the bird got angrier and more rude. One day, David felt so desperate that he put the parrot in the freezer. For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming, then suddenly everything was quiet. David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door. The parrot calmly stepped out on to David's arm and said: "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and I ask for your forgiveness. I will try to correct my behavior." David was amazed at the great change in the bird and was about to ask what had caused it when the parrot continued: "May I ask what the chicken did?"
Thanks to Matthew for contributing this joke from his book--
Jokelopedia The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever
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