The Dollar

"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many would you have?" the teacher asked the little boy.

"One dollar," replied the boy.

"You don't know your arithmetic," said the teacher.

"No," replied the boy.  "You don't know my father."

Thanks to Matthew for contributing this joke from his book--
Jokelopedia The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever

The Pilgrims' Pants

Why were the Pilgrims' pants always falling down?

They wore their belts around their hats.

Thanks to Matthew for contributing this joke from his book--
Jokelopedia The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever

Chivalry

Chivalry

By J.C.

     Knights were not considered good in the Middle Ages. They often came through villages and towns, trampling crops and killing people and livestock. They did so because they were fighting, really, amongst themselves for more land and booty.

The church was not pleased at all by this. They tried oh-so-many times to stop it. Finally they succeeded with the code of Chivalry.

Chivalry was something all knights had to follow and what made a knight a good knight. A knight following chivalry was loyal to God, the church, and the lord whom he served. He had to protect woman, children, and the weak. Knights were expected to be brave and be able to endure suffering. Also knights must be trustworthy, just, fair, and kind, plus he should never break a promise. He was to be generous to everyone and to be merciful to his enemies as well. And even if it would mean sacrificing his life a knight would never dream of shrinking back from his duties. 

Double-Braids

Double-Braids

By J.C.

1. Divide hair evenly into 2 sections. 
2. Next, divide each into 3 sections. Braid each section. 
3. Take 3 mini braids and braid them together to make one
   double-braid. Tie off with ponytail holder or elastic.
4. Do the same with the other side.

Nerf Gun Review:Maverick Rev-6

Nerf Gun Review: Maverick Rev-6

By Nicholas

       This is a versatile Nerf gun. It combines the accuracy of a small gun with the power of a larger gun. It has a flip-out drum with room for six darts. The gun can shoot suction darts and Velcro darts. It has lost power over time, but it is still my favorite in my collection. The gun has never jammed. It retails for 9.99. I give it 5 out of 5 Nerf darts!

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Bull's Eyes

Recipe for Bull’s eyes

Baked By Jasmine

Bull’s eyes are a simple snack for holidays or just an everyday treat and these are not the caramel candies you buy at stores.

Ingredients:

M&Ms 

Any kind of candy kisses (white chocolate, regular chocolate, hugs)

Pretzels

It matter’s on how many bull’s eyes you want; if you want 16 Bull’s eyes you get 16 M&Ms, 16 Kisses, and 16 Pretzels.

Instructions:

Preheat the oven to about 200 degrees.  Then you get a tray and put as many pretzels as you want Bull’s eyes and put a Kiss of your suggestion on the pretzel.  Then put the tray in the oven just enough to soften the chocolate but not so long that it melts it.  When you take the tray out of you take your M&Ms and push one of them on top of the chocolate and push down a little.

Voila!  You made your Bull’s eyes!