Wednesday, September 11, 2013

A Book Review: A Series of Unfortunate Events


THERE ARE A FEW OF SPOILER ALERTS!  Not huge ones I just wanted to tell you. : )

A Book Review: A Series of Unfortunate Events

Review Written By J.C.


A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket is a great book series. Fantastic writing and an amazing storytelling voice! They were definitely fun books to read.


This is the story. The three Baudelaire children—Violet, Klaus, and Sunny—live in a mansion with their parents. At least, they did—in the first chapter, they are at the seashore by themselves when Mr. Poe, a family friend, comes and tells them their parents have perished in a fire that destroyed their home. The children are then placed in the care of Count Olaf, who is intent on one thing and that one thing is NOT raising orphans. It is getting the children’s fortune their parents left behind. And he will do that in any means necessary. The children do have some advantages: Violet is the best fourteen year old inventor. Klaus, who is 12, has read tons of books and he remembers everything he reads. And Sunny, who is just an infant, is known for her amazing biting skills.  But Count Olaf is their guardian, and has help from his whole acting troupe of vicious people—a hook-handed man, a bald man with a long nose, a person who looks neither man nor woman, and two white-faced women. 
After that, the children go from one home to the next. They have good guardians and bad ones. The one thing that remains the same is Count Olaf shows up in every book, in ridiculous-but-clever disguises, from Coach Genghis to Shirley the Receptionist to Detective Dupin. By the eighth book, the orphans are on their own, going from one place to the next, trying to figure out the secret of V.F.D. and the secret of their own lives.

There are a couple misunderstandings, I believe, from these books. One thing is, Lemony Snicket puts a lot of definitions in. Some don’t like this because they think that he is treating readers like little kids by explaining some big words for them, but I believe that’s not true. The definitions aren’t meant to explain words; they’re part of the story. If you read the definitions correctly, most of them aren’t right from the dictionary; they aren’t meant to be. They are meant to add humor to the story and to get the point across. I would see that if he gave every word a definition it might get annoying, but there are never two definitions on the same page. There aren’t even two definitions on two pages. There’s a good distance between each one. 

Also, as I said before, it adds a bit of dry humor to the book. For example: on page 13 of The Bad Beginning it reads, ‘...over a dull dinner of boiled chicken, boiled potatoes and blanched—the word “blanched” here means “boiled”—string beans...’ Lemony Snicket didn’t define “blanched” as “boiled” simply because he didn’t think the readers wouldn’t know what it meant. He did it because it was creative and funny way to say that, in short, they had a completely boiled dinner, and it also helps to pronounce better the fact they had very boring and dull dinners in the Poe household. That is just his style.

Something else that I love about the whole series is, Lemony Snicket is so mysterious in his writing that he makes it sound as if the story is true. I’m not sure exactly how many times this happens in the first book, but I know it happens a lot on the later books: he switches over to first person, with the ‘I’ being himself. Only for a paragraph or less; but he makes it so convincing and very mysterious. Lemony Snicket talks about the places as if they once existed, as if they are still here, as if the Baudelaires are real people. A great storytelling method, in my opinion. Some people may find it annoying because he often interrupts the story, but for me, it’s one of the things I love about A Series of Unfortunate Events. 

Snicket warns you, too, from the first sentence in The Bad Beginning that it isn’t a happy story and that is completely true. It is fabulous writing and fabulous storytelling but the story itself is “rife with misfortune, misery, and despair.” However, I wouldn’t call it a sad story. It’s more like this: so many horrible things happen that it’s almost funny. Everything bad that can happen to these kids (besides being physically injured) has happened to them. They almost die several times throughout the series as well—and that’s another thing I wanted to say. 

During the whole series, horrible things happen and people do die. But the thing is: there is nothing gory or bad when this happens. When someone dies Snicket doesn’t go into detail. He doesn’t even say that so-and-so died straight out. He says other things that make it clear what happened. I also note I have only seen one bad word in the series, in book 2, and it was used by Count Olaf, and afterwords, Snicket basically apologized for Count Olaf’s language. Remember that Lemony Snicket is writing as if it is a true story and he wants it to seem as realistic as possible. Other than that, though, it is clear of any bad words.

There is only thing I must warn you of and that is: you will have a lot of questions when you are reading the series, and most of them will not be answered straight out. I think that if you study the series close enough, and read the extras from the website close enough, you can figure it out, but you can’t just flip through it and figure it out.

To end this review: I think it is a wholesome, fun book, though a lot of scary things happen. I would recommend not just The Bad Beginning but the whole series to anyone ages 8 & up. I love Lemony Snicket’s writing style and the mystery element, but I must warn you, just like the first page says: there is no happy ending. The entire book is full of misfortune— “misfortune,” here meaning “lots of unfortunateness for the Baudelaire orphans.” ;)

Robert Grosseteste


Here is Joy's paper on Robert Grosseteste.


 Robert Grosseteste

By Joy

         Robert Grosseteste, who was a bishop is the Roman Catholic Church in the early 1200's (A.D.), was probably the most important figure in the middle ages, because of his wonderful ideas.  He had ideas that the secrets of the world could be discovered from laws that God had powerfully set in motion.  He wanted to explain why things happened the way they did.  Instead of just doing an experiment, he wanted to understand the reasons behind the facts.  Brightly, he taught other scientists to observe and explain why things happened when the experiment was going on. He was the first to explain and use the scientific method.  Robert was one of the most important figures in all of the middle ages.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

The First Science Teacher


This is the paper I was talking about with us using the same writing curriculum.  Here is Nicholas' about Robert Grosseteste.




The First Science Teacher

By Nicholas

Robert Grosseteste was an important figure during the middle ages, because he was a bishop in the Roman Catholic Church around 1200 A.D. He was thoroughly committed to discovering the laws and physics God set in motion. Because of Grosseteste’s revered job as bishop, he had little time for science but he would always be doing experiments to explain correctly why things happen. Interestingly when Grosseteste was inventing things he would not build them unless he had a reason behind the invention.  He thought that scientists should observe and explain why things happen, which made Robert Grosseteste the first teacher to instruct The Scientific Method.

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Camping Disaster


Camping Disaster

By Joy


In the summer of 2011 the McClenan family decided they wanted to go on a camping trip.  When the weekend approached they all started packing. Once they were finally finished Mia (age 10) and Nick (age 8) were so excited.  Mom, Dad and the kids rushed to the car and started driving.  It was a 3 hour drive to Indiana from Illinois.  Nick read, while Mia played her DSI.  

Once they arrived they unpacked their car and set up their tent.  By the time the campsite was all set up it was dinnertime. They were going to have hotdogs which were Mia’s favorite.  She loved cooking them over the fire.  Just as they were sitting down to eat the bushes  started to rustle.

Mia murmured, “Dad, what was that?”

Her dad answered, “That was probably just some lost campers.”  Then they heard the sound again but it was more like a growl.

Nick quickly exclaimed, “Is it a dog?  If it is a dog can I please have it?  I have always wanted a pet, especially a dog.”

Mom answered, “If it was, NO.  But I don’t think it is because the sign over there says ‘No Pets Allowed in the State Park’.”

Then Mia worriedly questioned, “Then what is it?”

All of a sudden the creature jumped out of the bushes.  It was a huge grizzly bear. Mia shrieked.  Mom backed up.  Nick shouted, “Awesome!”

Dad yelled, “Pick up your food and get in the car!”

They all ran into the car, slammed the doors and drove off to a safe place.  Dad called the Park Ranger to tell them there was a bear at campsite 283.  

While they were waiting in the car Dad told them, “What happened today reminds me of a verse from Jeremiah.  It’s found in 1:8 and it says ‘Do not be afraid, for I am with you and will rescue you, declares the Lord’.”

About 2 hours later the Park Rangers called them back to tell them that it was safe to return to the campsite.  Due to their quick action the bear was found and was going to be relocated.

As they were driving back to the campsite Nick declared, “This is the best camping trip ever!  I am so glad that we had a camping disaster!”

School's Started!

      A few of us are all using the same writing curriculum for school this year (Matthew, Joy, Nicholas).  We thought it would be fun to post some of our papers that we all wrote from the same writing assignment.  So this week the the three of us wrote about Robert Grosseteste.  Over the next few days I will post each of our papers!

-Joy

Impacting the world

Impacting the World

By Nicholas

“Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration”-Thomas Edison.
 Thomas Edison, Louis Braille, and Ben Franklin all changed the world with their hard work.
Ben Franklin was a remarkable individual who made life better in the American colonies. He is an important part of American history because he helped write the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. Successfully, Franklin established the first library, hospital, fire department, and college in the colonies. He was America’s first great inventor. Franklin created a stove that produced 2 times the heat with less wood. He also cleverly invented the lightning rod and the bifocals. He wanted no money. He wanted no patents. He wanted his ideas copied. Ben Franklin worked to make life better in the American colonies.
Louis Braille was a person who greatly increased a blind person’s ability by inventing an ingenious way to read. He was blinded when he was three because he gouged his eye and it became infected. When he was young he wanted to read as bad as a moth wants light. Desperately, he tried many ways, and then he heard of a code used by the French army. He created a code of dots. Sadly, his school did not accept his system, but he was not discouraged.  He published his code in 1929! So, today the blind read because of the Braille system.  
Thomas Edison was a smart man who changed the world. He was a genius because he patented over 1,093 inventions. Notably, he invented the movie camera and the typewriter. His favorite was the phonograph. He had 10,000 fails with the battery, but surprisingly he continued! He was smart. He worked hard. He never gave up. Thomas Edison changed people’s lives.
As these great men changed the world huge differences were felt. All these men impacted the daily lives of everyone.

Monday, July 8, 2013

Humpback's Food


Humpback's Food

by Matthew      

     Humpback whales consume over 2,000 kilos of food a day for 4 months a year because they do not eat while migrating.  They store it in there blubber.  The humpbacks eat all kind of food though they'll eat herrings, mackerel, cod, and salmon.  Some of their favorites are shrimp and krill.  If humans ate as much shrimp as the humpback did which would mean 2,000 kilos of food a day for 4 months it would cost more than 5 million dollars even millionaires would starve.

Wednesday, July 3, 2013

Turkey Crossing

Why did the turkey cross the road?

The chicken was on strike.

Thanks to Matthew for contributing this joke from his book--
Jokelopedia The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever

Puppy Chow

Puppy Chow

Baked By Joy


Ingredients:
1/2 cup Peanut Butter
1 cup Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips
1 1/2 cups Powdered Sugar
 9 cups Rice Chex cereal


Directions:
1. Heat up the chocolate in the microwave until it is melted.
2. Mix the peanut butter with the chocolate.
3. Stir the chocolate and peanut butter with the chex cereal until it is all covered.
4. Dump the powdered sugar into a large paper bag. Put the chex cereal into the bag. Close it up, then shake it for a minute.
5. Taste it!  Your Puppy Chow is complete.

This is an amazing delicious snack!  I have had this many times.  This is definitely a favorite!



Tuesday, July 2, 2013

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-Joy

The Rude Parrot

     David got a parrot for his birthday.  This parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.  Every other word was naughty or rude.  David tried very hard to change the bird's manners.  David would always say polite words, play soft music, anything he could think of to try to set a good example, but nothing worked.  David was getting really frustrated.  He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse.  He shook the bird, and the bird got angrier and more rude.  One day, David felt so desperate that he put the parrot in the freezer.  For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming, then suddenly everything was quiet.  David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.  The parrot calmly stepped out on to David's arm and said:  "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and I ask for your forgiveness.  I will try to correct my behavior."  David was amazed at the great change in the bird and was about to ask what had caused it when the parrot continued:  "May I ask what the chicken did?"


Thanks to Matthew for contributing this joke from his book--
Jokelopedia The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever

Whooping Cranes


Whooping Cranes
By Andrew

     Whooping cranes like wetlands that are wetlands and marshy. In spring whoopers fly 4000 km to get to their habitat. Their diet relates to their habitat. In swampy regions they eat fruit, insects, worms, and frogs. In Aransas refuge they eat  clams, and crabs. In Buffalo park they eat small fish, snakes, and birds. Swampy habitats are some of the whoopers favorites.

Wednesday, June 19, 2013

A Book Review: The Wingfeather Saga


Book Review: The Wingfeather Saga 

by J.C.

     The Wingfeather Saga is a three, soon to be four, book set by Andrew Peterson. Set in the imaginary world of Aerwier, we meet the Igibys—Nia, the mother; Podo, the grandfather; and the children, Janner, Tink, and Leeli. They live in Glipwood, in the country of Skree, right off the Dark Sea of Darkness. Life is good—besides the cruel, evil Fangs of Dang patrolling around every corner. Besides the dreaded Black Carriage that comes and takes children away across the Dark Sea, never to be seen again. 
     The Igibys thought their life was fairly normal. But when the Fangs come after them, demanding the Lost Jewels of Anneria (a legendary kingdom across the Dark Sea), suddenly their life is anything but normal. To save their lives, they have to attack and even kill some Fangs. And the other times, it is the mysterious Peet the Sock Man who saves them. But all that is happening is: more Fangs are coming for them. So the Igibys must flee; but to where? All the free countries of Skree have been conquered by Fangs. Maybe it’s Anneria where they need to go......
     Spread throughout three action-paced, danger-filled books: On the Edge of the Dark Sea of Darkness, North! Or Be Eaten, and The Monster in the Hollows, (which are to be read in that order, please) the Wingfeather Saga is a series you do not want to miss. Impossible-to-put-down adventures, with rich descriptions and lots of mystery, from the evil Fangs to mysterious Peet the Sock Man to sweet, crippled Leeli—full of dangerous animals, too, including toothy cows and horned hounds and the very annoying thwaps....I thoroughly enjoyed all three books in the Saga and I am very excited to see how it is concluded in book four, The Warden and the Wolf King, which should be out soon!!! I give the Wingfeather Saga 5, out of 5 whistleharps!  

Friday, May 31, 2013

A Book Review: The Hidden Amethyst By Joy


A Book Review: The Hidden Amethyst 

By Joy

The Hidden Amethyst is written by one of our own writers...  J.C. : )

Summary of the book from Amazon:
"Amethyst Butternut is a ten-year-old girl who finds herself trapped on the orphan train, desperately trying to find a way out. She soon discovers it is just the beginning of her adventure as she and her new friends embark on a perilous quest. Facing danger and magic around every turn, Amethyst must remain strong as she fights evil and finds her true identity."

J.C. did such a great job writing this book and I'm not just saying that because she is my friend!  I could not put this book down I enjoyed reading it so much. J.C. is a fantastic writer, and has so much creativity. From the first sentence I could tell that this book was gonna be fantastic!!!  One of my favorite characters is Lucy, who is a little 6 year old orphan!
I highly recommend this book is it one of my favorite books ever! I give this book 5 out of 5 amethysts!

You can purchase this book on Amazon for $7.65. All profits are going to World Vision!
To check out more about her book you can also check out her blog about it.  To do so click HERE!

Monday, May 27, 2013

A Book Review: NERDS By Andrew



A Book Review: NERDS

By Andrew 

        My favorite book series is NERDS (national, espionage, rescue and defense society). NERDS is written by Micheal Buckley who is also the author of Sisters Grim. This book is about a team of secret agents, who can only be in the NERDS team until they are 18 years old.  They have weaknesses that are upgraded into special abilities. Along the books you will find betrayal, new bad guys, and surprises. Each book is better than the one before!   My favorite character is Jackson Jones, who has the ability to form his braces into anything he wants just by thinking about it.  I rate this book 5 out of 5 stars.  I recommend this book to anyone who likes action or adventure books!

Books in the series:
Book one- National Espionage Rescue and Defense Society
Book two- M is for Mama's Boy
Book three- The Cheerleaders of Doom
Book four- The Villian Virus
(And hopefully more to come!)

Friday, May 24, 2013

Annoying Things to do on an Elevator



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Truly a Doctor of Science


 Truly a Doctor of Science
By Nicholas

     Dr. Benjamin Rush was born on December 24, 1745. When his father died, he was 5 years old and his mother moved the family to Pennsylvania. There, to support her family, she opened a simple grocery store. His first careers were being a doctor and a college teacher. Later he became a chemist and a political thinker. He is called America’s physician father because he knew so much about medicine. He replaced a Pennsylvania delegate who was absent and signed the famed Declaration of Independence. After that he was elected to Congress. During his time on Congress he tried to get George Washington removed from the general position. He failed and had to write a humiliating apology letter. Then he was quickly elected to the Surgeon General position. He died in Philadelphia in 1813.  Dr. Benjamin Rush was truly a doctor of science.

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Drivin' Raspberries

Why are raspberries such bad drivers?

They're always getting into jams.

Thanks to Matthew for contributing this joke from his book--
Jokelopedia The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever

The Troublemaker

On the first day of class, the teacher asked any troublemakers to stand up.  After a few moments of silence, a shy little girl stood up.  "Are you a troublemaker?" the teacher asked.

"No," replied the girl,  "I just hate to see you standing there all by yourself."


Thanks to Matthew for contributing this joke from his book--
Jokelopedia The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever

Wednesday, March 27, 2013

The Dollar

"If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many would you have?" the teacher asked the little boy.

"One dollar," replied the boy.

"You don't know your arithmetic," said the teacher.

"No," replied the boy.  "You don't know my father."

Thanks to Matthew for contributing this joke from his book--
Jokelopedia The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever

The Pilgrims' Pants



Why were the Pilgrims' pants always falling down?

They wore their belts around their hats.

Thanks to Matthew for contributing this joke from his book--
Jokelopedia The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever

Chivalry

Chivalry

By J.C.

     Knights were not considered good in the Middle Ages. They often came through villages and towns, trampling crops and killing people and livestock. They did so because they were fighting, really, amongst themselves for more land and booty.
The church was not pleased at all by this. They tried oh-so-many times to stop it. Finally they succeeded with the code of Chivalry.
Chivalry was something all knights had to follow and what made a knight a good knight. A knight following chivalry was loyal to God, the church, and the lord whom he served. He had to protect woman, children, and the weak. Knights were expected to be brave and be able to endure suffering. Also knights must be trustworthy, just, fair, and kind, plus he should never break a promise. He was to be generous to everyone and to be merciful to his enemies as well. And even if it would mean sacrificing his life a knight would never dream of shrinking back from his duties. 

Monday, March 18, 2013

Double-Braids


Double-Braids
By J.C.
  1. Divide hair evenly into 2 sections. 
  2. Next, divide each into 3 sections. Braid each section. 
  3. Take 3 mini braids and braid them together to make one
    double-braid. Tie off with ponytail holder or elastic.
  4. Do the same with the other side.

Monday, March 11, 2013

Nerf Gun Review:Maverick Rev-6


Nerf Gun Review: Maverick Rev-6
By Nicholas

       This is a versatile Nerf gun. It combines the accuracy of a small gun with the power of a larger gun. It has a flip-out drum with room for six darts. The gun can shoot suction darts and Velcro darts. It has lost power over time, but it is still my favorite in my collection. The gun has never jammed. It retails for 9.99. I give it 5 out of 5 Nerf darts!

Thursday, March 7, 2013

We're BACK!!!

Recently nothing has been posted.  We took a break.  We love the snow days : )

Please feel free to comment on our posts.  We love to hear what you think!!!

Thanks,
Joy

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Bull's Eyes

Recipe for Bull’s eyes
Baked By Jasmine

Bull’s eyes are a simple snack for holidays or just an everyday treat and these are not the caramel candies you buy at stores.
Ingredients:
M&Ms 
Any kind of candy kisses (white chocolate, regular chocolate, hugs)
Pretzels
It matter’s on how many bull’s eyes you want; if you want 16 Bull’s eyes you get 16 M&Ms, 16 Kisses, and 16 Pretzels.
Instructions:
Preheat the oven to about 200 degrees.  Then you get a tray and put as many pretzels as you want Bull’s eyes and put a Kiss of your suggestion on the pretzel.  Then put the tray in the oven just enough to soften the chocolate but not so long that it melts it.  When you take the tray out of you take your M&Ms and push one of them on top of the chocolate and push down a little.
Voila!  You made your Bull’s eyes!


Saturday, January 19, 2013

Meet Scotty!


Meet Scotty!
                                                                 
Hi I’m Scotty and I play soccer and I am a Christian boy. Also I like to joke around and play with nerf
guns.