Wednesday, September 11, 2013

A Book Review: A Series of Unfortunate Events


THERE ARE A FEW OF SPOILER ALERTS!  Not huge ones I just wanted to tell you. : )

A Book Review: A Series of Unfortunate Events

Review Written By J.C.


A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket is a great book series. Fantastic writing and an amazing storytelling voice! They were definitely fun books to read.


This is the story. The three Baudelaire children—Violet, Klaus, and Sunny—live in a mansion with their parents. At least, they did—in the first chapter, they are at the seashore by themselves when Mr. Poe, a family friend, comes and tells them their parents have perished in a fire that destroyed their home. The children are then placed in the care of Count Olaf, who is intent on one thing and that one thing is NOT raising orphans. It is getting the children’s fortune their parents left behind. And he will do that in any means necessary. The children do have some advantages: Violet is the best fourteen year old inventor. Klaus, who is 12, has read tons of books and he remembers everything he reads. And Sunny, who is just an infant, is known for her amazing biting skills.  But Count Olaf is their guardian, and has help from his whole acting troupe of vicious people—a hook-handed man, a bald man with a long nose, a person who looks neither man nor woman, and two white-faced women. 
After that, the children go from one home to the next. They have good guardians and bad ones. The one thing that remains the same is Count Olaf shows up in every book, in ridiculous-but-clever disguises, from Coach Genghis to Shirley the Receptionist to Detective Dupin. By the eighth book, the orphans are on their own, going from one place to the next, trying to figure out the secret of V.F.D. and the secret of their own lives.

There are a couple misunderstandings, I believe, from these books. One thing is, Lemony Snicket puts a lot of definitions in. Some don’t like this because they think that he is treating readers like little kids by explaining some big words for them, but I believe that’s not true. The definitions aren’t meant to explain words; they’re part of the story. If you read the definitions correctly, most of them aren’t right from the dictionary; they aren’t meant to be. They are meant to add humor to the story and to get the point across. I would see that if he gave every word a definition it might get annoying, but there are never two definitions on the same page. There aren’t even two definitions on two pages. There’s a good distance between each one. 

Also, as I said before, it adds a bit of dry humor to the book. For example: on page 13 of The Bad Beginning it reads, ‘...over a dull dinner of boiled chicken, boiled potatoes and blanched—the word “blanched” here means “boiled”—string beans...’ Lemony Snicket didn’t define “blanched” as “boiled” simply because he didn’t think the readers wouldn’t know what it meant. He did it because it was creative and funny way to say that, in short, they had a completely boiled dinner, and it also helps to pronounce better the fact they had very boring and dull dinners in the Poe household. That is just his style.

Something else that I love about the whole series is, Lemony Snicket is so mysterious in his writing that he makes it sound as if the story is true. I’m not sure exactly how many times this happens in the first book, but I know it happens a lot on the later books: he switches over to first person, with the ‘I’ being himself. Only for a paragraph or less; but he makes it so convincing and very mysterious. Lemony Snicket talks about the places as if they once existed, as if they are still here, as if the Baudelaires are real people. A great storytelling method, in my opinion. Some people may find it annoying because he often interrupts the story, but for me, it’s one of the things I love about A Series of Unfortunate Events. 

Snicket warns you, too, from the first sentence in The Bad Beginning that it isn’t a happy story and that is completely true. It is fabulous writing and fabulous storytelling but the story itself is “rife with misfortune, misery, and despair.” However, I wouldn’t call it a sad story. It’s more like this: so many horrible things happen that it’s almost funny. Everything bad that can happen to these kids (besides being physically injured) has happened to them. They almost die several times throughout the series as well—and that’s another thing I wanted to say. 

During the whole series, horrible things happen and people do die. But the thing is: there is nothing gory or bad when this happens. When someone dies Snicket doesn’t go into detail. He doesn’t even say that so-and-so died straight out. He says other things that make it clear what happened. I also note I have only seen one bad word in the series, in book 2, and it was used by Count Olaf, and afterwords, Snicket basically apologized for Count Olaf’s language. Remember that Lemony Snicket is writing as if it is a true story and he wants it to seem as realistic as possible. Other than that, though, it is clear of any bad words.

There is only thing I must warn you of and that is: you will have a lot of questions when you are reading the series, and most of them will not be answered straight out. I think that if you study the series close enough, and read the extras from the website close enough, you can figure it out, but you can’t just flip through it and figure it out.

To end this review: I think it is a wholesome, fun book, though a lot of scary things happen. I would recommend not just The Bad Beginning but the whole series to anyone ages 8 & up. I love Lemony Snicket’s writing style and the mystery element, but I must warn you, just like the first page says: there is no happy ending. The entire book is full of misfortune— “misfortune,” here meaning “lots of unfortunateness for the Baudelaire orphans.” ;)

Robert Grosseteste


Here is Joy's paper on Robert Grosseteste.


 Robert Grosseteste

By Joy

         Robert Grosseteste, who was a bishop is the Roman Catholic Church in the early 1200's (A.D.), was probably the most important figure in the middle ages, because of his wonderful ideas.  He had ideas that the secrets of the world could be discovered from laws that God had powerfully set in motion.  He wanted to explain why things happened the way they did.  Instead of just doing an experiment, he wanted to understand the reasons behind the facts.  Brightly, he taught other scientists to observe and explain why things happened when the experiment was going on. He was the first to explain and use the scientific method.  Robert was one of the most important figures in all of the middle ages.

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

The First Science Teacher


This is the paper I was talking about with us using the same writing curriculum.  Here is Nicholas' about Robert Grosseteste.




The First Science Teacher

By Nicholas

Robert Grosseteste was an important figure during the middle ages, because he was a bishop in the Roman Catholic Church around 1200 A.D. He was thoroughly committed to discovering the laws and physics God set in motion. Because of Grosseteste’s revered job as bishop, he had little time for science but he would always be doing experiments to explain correctly why things happen. Interestingly when Grosseteste was inventing things he would not build them unless he had a reason behind the invention.  He thought that scientists should observe and explain why things happen, which made Robert Grosseteste the first teacher to instruct The Scientific Method.

Tuesday, September 3, 2013

Camping Disaster


Camping Disaster

By Joy


In the summer of 2011 the McClenan family decided they wanted to go on a camping trip.  When the weekend approached they all started packing. Once they were finally finished Mia (age 10) and Nick (age 8) were so excited.  Mom, Dad and the kids rushed to the car and started driving.  It was a 3 hour drive to Indiana from Illinois.  Nick read, while Mia played her DSI.  

Once they arrived they unpacked their car and set up their tent.  By the time the campsite was all set up it was dinnertime. They were going to have hotdogs which were Mia’s favorite.  She loved cooking them over the fire.  Just as they were sitting down to eat the bushes  started to rustle.

Mia murmured, “Dad, what was that?”

Her dad answered, “That was probably just some lost campers.”  Then they heard the sound again but it was more like a growl.

Nick quickly exclaimed, “Is it a dog?  If it is a dog can I please have it?  I have always wanted a pet, especially a dog.”

Mom answered, “If it was, NO.  But I don’t think it is because the sign over there says ‘No Pets Allowed in the State Park’.”

Then Mia worriedly questioned, “Then what is it?”

All of a sudden the creature jumped out of the bushes.  It was a huge grizzly bear. Mia shrieked.  Mom backed up.  Nick shouted, “Awesome!”

Dad yelled, “Pick up your food and get in the car!”

They all ran into the car, slammed the doors and drove off to a safe place.  Dad called the Park Ranger to tell them there was a bear at campsite 283.  

While they were waiting in the car Dad told them, “What happened today reminds me of a verse from Jeremiah.  It’s found in 1:8 and it says ‘Do not be afraid, for I am with you and will rescue you, declares the Lord’.”

About 2 hours later the Park Rangers called them back to tell them that it was safe to return to the campsite.  Due to their quick action the bear was found and was going to be relocated.

As they were driving back to the campsite Nick declared, “This is the best camping trip ever!  I am so glad that we had a camping disaster!”

School's Started!

      A few of us are all using the same writing curriculum for school this year (Matthew, Joy, Nicholas).  We thought it would be fun to post some of our papers that we all wrote from the same writing assignment.  So this week the the three of us wrote about Robert Grosseteste.  Over the next few days I will post each of our papers!

-Joy

Impacting the world

Impacting the World

By Nicholas

“Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration”-Thomas Edison.
 Thomas Edison, Louis Braille, and Ben Franklin all changed the world with their hard work.
Ben Franklin was a remarkable individual who made life better in the American colonies. He is an important part of American history because he helped write the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution. Successfully, Franklin established the first library, hospital, fire department, and college in the colonies. He was America’s first great inventor. Franklin created a stove that produced 2 times the heat with less wood. He also cleverly invented the lightning rod and the bifocals. He wanted no money. He wanted no patents. He wanted his ideas copied. Ben Franklin worked to make life better in the American colonies.
Louis Braille was a person who greatly increased a blind person’s ability by inventing an ingenious way to read. He was blinded when he was three because he gouged his eye and it became infected. When he was young he wanted to read as bad as a moth wants light. Desperately, he tried many ways, and then he heard of a code used by the French army. He created a code of dots. Sadly, his school did not accept his system, but he was not discouraged.  He published his code in 1929! So, today the blind read because of the Braille system.  
Thomas Edison was a smart man who changed the world. He was a genius because he patented over 1,093 inventions. Notably, he invented the movie camera and the typewriter. His favorite was the phonograph. He had 10,000 fails with the battery, but surprisingly he continued! He was smart. He worked hard. He never gave up. Thomas Edison changed people’s lives.
As these great men changed the world huge differences were felt. All these men impacted the daily lives of everyone.