Humpback's Food

Humpback's Food

by Matthew      

     Humpback whales consume over 2,000 kilos of food a day for 4 months a year because they do not eat while migrating.  They store it in there blubber.  The humpbacks eat all kind of food though they'll eat herrings, mackerel, cod, and salmon.  Some of their favorites are shrimp and krill.  If humans ate as much shrimp as the humpback did which would mean 2,000 kilos of food a day for 4 months it would cost more than 5 million dollars even millionaires would starve.

Turkey Crossing

Why did the turkey cross the road?

The chicken was on strike.

Thanks to Matthew for contributing this joke from his book--
Jokelopedia The Biggest, Best, Silliest, Dumbest Joke Book Ever

Puppy Chow

Puppy Chow

Baked By Joy

Ingredients:

1/2 cup Peanut Butter

1 cup Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips

1 1/2 cups Powdered Sugar

 9 cups Rice Chex cereal

Directions:

1. Heat up the chocolate in the microwave until it is melted.

2. Mix the peanut butter with the chocolate.

3. Stir the chocolate and peanut butter with the chex cereal until it is all covered.

4. Dump the powdered sugar into a large paper bag. Put the chex cereal into the bag. Close it up, then shake it for a minute.

5. Taste it!  Your Puppy Chow is complete.

This is an amazing delicious snack!  I have had this many times.  This is definitely a favorite!

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The Rude Parrot

     David got a parrot for his birthday.  This parrot was fully grown, with a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.  Every other word was naughty or rude.  David tried very hard to change the bird's manners.  David would always say polite words, play soft music, anything he could think of to try to set a good example, but nothing worked.  David was getting really frustrated.  He yelled at the bird, and the bird got worse.  He shook the bird, and the bird got angrier and more rude.  One day, David felt so desperate that he put the parrot in the freezer.  For a few moments he heard the bird squawking, kicking, and screaming, then suddenly everything was quiet.  David was frightened that he might have hurt the bird and quickly opened the freezer door.  The parrot calmly stepped out on to David's arm and said:  "I'm sorry that I might have offended you with my language and actions and I ask for your forgiveness.  I will try to correct my behavior."  David was amazed at the great change in the bird and was about to ask what had caused it when the parrot continued:  "May I ask what the chicken did?"


Thanks to Matthew for contributing this joke from his book--
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Whooping Cranes

Whooping Cranes

By Andrew

     Whooping cranes like wetlands that are wetlands and marshy. In spring whoopers fly 4000 km to get to their habitat. Their diet relates to their habitat. In swampy regions they eat fruit, insects, worms, and frogs. In Aransas refuge they eat  clams, and crabs. In Buffalo park they eat small fish, snakes, and birds. Swampy habitats are some of the whoopers favorites.